League Table
| Pos | Team | Colour | P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  CRYSTAL PHALLUS | PINK | 15 | 14 | 0 | 1 | 112 | 30 | 82 | 28 |
| 2 | SLUTS N BOLTS | BLACK | 15 | 10 | 0 | 5 | 64 | 65 | -1 | 20 |
| 3 | PHILMA RS | GREY | 15 | 7 | 3 | 5 | 84 | 70 | 14 | 17 |
| 4 | PAQUETA CRISPS | ORANGE | 15 | 7 | 2 | 6 | 57 | 35 | 22 | 16 |
| 5 | THE SIX OFFENDERS | BLACK | 15 | 5 | 2 | 8 | 47 | 66 | -19 | 12 |
| 6 | CHUBBY ALONSO | WHITE | 15 | 6 | 0 | 9 | 57 | 87 | -30 | 12 |
| 7 | CHICKEN TIKKA TAKA | BLACK | 15 | 4 | 0 | 11 | 51 | 85 | -34 | 8 |
| 8 | BORUSSIA TEETH | YELLOW | 15 | 2 | 3 | 10 | 37 | 71 | -34 | 7 |